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A conspicuously dirty-sounding but for the most part undefinable sex slur that can mean mosltly anything, as long as it has to do with sex.
John: God, she (that fugly hobag over there)'s gorgeous, I'd do her in a second.
Max: Whatever floats your boat.
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Someone who gives themselves a compliment, often cocky.
Eric: "I am the best at hockey"
Ann: "Don't float your own boat"
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When your girls on her period and you still finna smash so you throw on a condom. After you have awesome sex and she cums you're left with a blood covered condom that looks like a red balloon and it has sperm cells floating in it from you cumming
Person 1:And then after I blew it up and told her "we all float down here"
Person 2: ahhh That's sick imma do that with my girl
Person 1: do it with me daddy
*gay sex happens*
A euphemism for something naughty that one would do to another person.
I want to tickle your fancy floating boat.
I can't wait to get those girls home, and tickle their fancy floating boats.
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in lay mans terms, what gives a guy a boner
guy1: hey dude that girl is smokin hawt!
guy2: nah man idk what ur smokin cuz that chik overthere is smokin hawt!
guy1: eh what ever floats your boat man...
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The mood you get at when high, or simply by deciding not to worry about things you can't solve. The state of mind needed to go along well with your significant others.
Let's set our free floating soul systems so we don't get worried for all the shit we get to know on the news...
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Used instead of whatever floats your boat, whatever floats your goat, and whatever floats your waterlogged boat". A goat totally can't float, because it's waterlogged. See?
Joe: I'm gonna do an internet!
Pete: Whatever floats your waterlogged goat...
Joe: What the actual fuck?
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