butt-foot

The combined smell of nasty sweaty ass & feet. One of the worst smells known to man.

Oh my god! What is that smell? Someone has a major case of butt-foot going on! Wash your ass!!

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Lover’s foot

A beautiful build up of your partner’s sexual discharge in between your toes causing a unique fungal growth of the foot.

May cause a pleasant inability to walk properly.

Billy gave Nick some nasty lover’s foot.

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Foot Lettuce

Lettuce that has made contact with your feet, most likely a dirty boot.

This lettuce doesn’t taste so good, I hope it’s not foot lettuce.

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foot basket

a foot basket is the basket hanging underneath the chair in front of your desk. This is usually found in a school setting, and can also be used to hold books if you want to piss off who sits behind you.

Dude, get your books out of my foot basket. I need a place to put my feet

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foot knuckle

The bony protrusion on either side of the ankle.

Oh man, during that slow pitch softball game my foot knuckle got tore up by a low ball!

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Foot Fart

When you are walking barefoot on a wood floor and make a sharp turn your foot makes a fart sound

I turned to walk out of the room and my foot made a foot fart sound on the wood floor

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foot mop

When you spill or see dirt on floor, but do not want to use mop and bucket, you get dish rag or wash rag, wet it, throw on floor and clean up using your foot to move it.

Harley, you spilt that ice cream all over the kitchen floor last night. I'm tired of foot mopping your messes.

This floor is so sticky w baby goo, you have to do more than just foot mop this trailer Eunice.

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