bi-winning

When you win here and you win there, you are in fact, bi-winning.

When you are bi-winning it is also possible to safely take large amounts of drugs.

You can also not die when you are bi-winning.

Charlie: I'm bi-winning. I win here and i win there. Now what?

Charlie: I probably took more than anybody could survive. You know. I was banging 7 grams of rocks, and finishing them, because that's how I roll

Charlie: Dying is for fools.

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Pity win

When you're playing a video game, and there's a really bad player, so you let them win because you feel bad for them

Molly: how did Daniel win? He's so bad at Call Of Duty!
Alex: It was a pity win.

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winning the prize

Succeeding in doing something which would be extremely cool, but in fact doesn't work, which fact should be obvious.

"Imprint Time Walk on Isochron Scepter. Good game?"
"..."
"See, I get all the rest of the turns..."
"You win the prize. Good job."

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bi-winning

Charlie Sheen's brilliant new word to describe himself as a "multi-winner" in order to evade the question of weather or not he was bi-polar, in his mind this made sense, in the mind of any sane person it had absolutely no fucking relevance to the question. His vocabulary and reasoning system are just well beyond us "normals" comprehension. Whatever, this is just how he "rolls."

"hey man you won like 7 trophies!"

"ya, im like bi-winning or something"

...ya it still makes no fuckin sense.

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bi-winning

Winning on the ultimate level. If achieved will result in immediate death. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. Only Charlie Sheen has been known to survive after he bi-won.

I’m not bi-polar, I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there.

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bi-winning

Being bi-winning is a state of awesomeness, only accessible to Charlie Sheen (and probably Chuck Norris).

A person is said to be bi-winning if he is winning here and winning there, now what.

Reporter: Your anger and your hate is coming of as erratic to people.
Bi-winner: Passion! My passion.
Reporter: Your passion is coming of as erratic to people. Some say you're bi-polar
Bi-winner: I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?

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bi-winning

The act of winning in multiple places

"I'm bi-winning, I win here and I win there" -Charlie Sheen

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