Make Sure To Walk Your Dog

When you roast your bro and his hoe when the relationship get's in the way.

"Sorry, mates I gotta take my girl home."
"Make sure to walk your dog safely."

100% sure

Oh! That I'm better than everyone!

Hym "I forgot that one. 100% sure I'm better than everyone. There..." 😮 💨

i sure hope that they

a dramatically ironic joke usually said in comment sections whenever a very popular content creator turns out to be an asshole.

Guy 1: what a nice animator! I sure hope that they are nice and appropriate towards minors!
(referencing an example of a cc grooming a child)

sure binkey

yeah right

Em: I’m totally over my ex
Holly: Sure binkey

fuh sure

for sure, of course

Fuh sure we are going to Scarbough to run a mission.

He For Sure Smells Amazing

When someone keeps a big job predominantly for how they look and for the perception of it being a good fit, as opposed to *actually being good*, he HAS to do all the little aesthetic things to compensate for being terrible.

Yurk: Ugh, my team has had the same shitty GM for 7 years, and we suck so bad. Why haven't they fired him yet?

LD: Well, obviously White Collar Steroids, but mostly he LOOKS the part and probably works the boardroom.

Yukr: Ugh, Ya, he for sure smells amazing, too.

sure as buttons

When you are absolutely sure of something but must exclaim that its diffidently true and accurate.

A button is always sure of itself. It's either pressed or not, buttoned up or not, clasped or unclasped.

CFO: Are you sure that the competitive analysis shows that we are outperforming our competitor?
Finance manager: Sure as buttons. The reports are as accurate as can be.