green forest

A severely fucktarded little backwoods hick town in the middle of BFE!!!!!Mostly inhabited by fucktarded card carrying ass goblins(hillbillies).

Jeet yet? Nah, d'you? Yon't to? Awight! By god....I tell you what.

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Entangled Forest

When engaging in vaginal intercourse and the male and females pubes get tangled together. Usually ends with a trim.

Me and sally really got into it and we ended up with an entangled forest.

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(to) miss the forest

Are they closing down/cancelling everything again?

Do you get support payments?

new semester about to kick off here. plus a minor job. plus the uncertainty of childrens daycare, schools. i depend on Kindergarten so strongly - to get ahead.

(to) miss the forest for the trees

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Forest child

A young person who grew up in a boring ass forest/lake town who spent most of their time fishing, hiking, and probably booked up with their cousin a few times

One look at Hailey and you know she’s a born and raised forest child. She spends her free time spear fishing and trying to hook up with summer tourists

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Forest child

A kid that grew up in the woods doing outdoorsy shit like hiking, hammocking, drinking moonshine, and rock climbing.

Billy only ever wants to hang out if we’re basically backpacking, god what a forest child.

Billy is such a forest child he just told me he’d fuck his second cousin.

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forest business

Busniess Casual in the form of fairy-tale landish attire: green themed clothing, pointed attachable ears, possible tights, flowing dresses reguarding nature, etc.

This year's student govenment luncheon theme will be forest business.

Men: Tights, pointed ears, Green Button down shirt

Women: Any shade of green dress, or Green formal shirt with skirt.

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Green Forest

Green Forest, also known as Trash, is a small town in northwest Arkansas. Most of its residents are redneck cousinfuckers. Green Forest high schoolers are known to have parties all the time and are most likely to leave completely fucked up or not leave at all. You can count on there being at least one pregnant girl at all times.

“Hey, did you see how Blake knocked up Jennifer?”

“Yeah I did. Aren’t they cousins?”

“Fucking Green Forest kids.”

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