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When one masturbates sitting on the dunny and when approaching the vinegar stroke, stands up and staggers around like a new born horse shooting spooge all over the room, or public cubical you’re in,
Oh man I was like demented foal fountain (DFF) in that cubicle! Mess everywhere...
oakville ont. slang, someone who gets ripped apart for liking neil young
dave; yo i cant beleive how amazing neil young is!
omar; you are stupid, first off, keep on rocking in the free world sounds like a wham song
evan; oh and he has a fan base of TWO you and your dad
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Its very very crowded.
Fountain Fort Carson High School is like a can of anchovies.
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When you're about to cum when doing a chick from behind, pull out, drool on her back a little to make her think you jizzed, she turns around and you blast her in the face.
She wasn't ready for it when I gave her the Crouching Tiger, Hidden Fountain.
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The kid who gets back from pe sweating and puts his entire mouth over the water fountain and no one else drinks from it
"Did you know the kid who puts his entire mouth over the water fountain?" "I'm not drinking from that."
a spaghetti fountain is like a bukkake, but instead of a girl, it's spaghetti.
"Bro c'mon! We're doing a spaghetti fountain tonight! Everybody's gonna be there!"
Normally taste like spit, grass, mildew or other unknown substances. Also warm most of the time. Just go buy a bottle of water instead, to save yourself time and sanity.
Person A: *Coughing*
Person B: Dude, go get some water
Person A: I'd rather keep choking than go to the school fountain
Person B: Yeah, true.