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A threesome with Asian women. Preferably paid for and contributing to their college education.
Next time you're in an Asian bathhouse, ask for Malaysian freedom.
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A freedom tube is the name given to the ventilator administered to non-vaccinated Covid-19 patients. It is ostensibly used by 'liberals' on the sub/Reddit forum r/HermanCainAward as means of making fun of people who have died of Covid-19 while promoting anti-mask, anti-vax, or Covid-hoax views.
Johnny spent 21-days in ICU on the freedom tube before they put him in the forever box. He died doing what he loved: Owning the Libs.
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Believing that the country is run by midgets.
Person 1 - I see futures of the german political freedom
Person 2 - *extends arms y=mx+b*
Person 1 - You fascist!
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Giving a hanjob while wearing a make America great again hat and an American flag as a cape
Kevin: ”what you do with her last night”
Andrew: ”got a freedom fondling from that girl...make sex great again!”
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Freedom without consequences.
Basically that feeling we have all craved for the feeling that makes you feel like you are immortal.
Dude: I'm so bored! Lol I wish I had Free-Freedom!
Dudette: Free-freedom?
Dude: Freedom without Consequences
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The phrase has taken on two interpretations referring to either the old days when seatbelts weren't required, or the more popular risquè version alluding to getting frisky with a partner in the backseat of a vehicle.
"I'm a child of backseat freedom, baptised by rock and roll."
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When you take a Rodeo Burger from Burger King, and a BBQ Ranch Burger from McDonald's, separate them from their bottom buns, then put their undersides together.
"That was the most delicious Freedom Burger yet."
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