Anything that Randy has serious difficulty with, also used as a stand in for "OH SHIT" or "FUCK"
*Randy burns himself on an oven*
Randy: "Frozen mixed vegetable cocks!"
Remove yourself from Reddit pls
You are fuck
I'm just gonna type "ice is just frozen worter" since ud won't let me publish without example
A Venti (large) Double Chocolate Chip Frappucino from starbucks, with the whipped cream and chocolate sauce stirred in.
I went down to starbucks and picked up The god of frozen beverages, I had bitches hanging off me all day after that
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He got beat in court so bad that he was left with a frozen dick in his hand.
Someone that takes seemingly FOREVER or a very long time
"You should be stronger than me but instead you're longer than frozen turkey" from the Amy Winehouse song "Stonger Than Me"
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no way, slim chance, not happening
There is no frozen dick's chance in hell that those two are getting married.
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When one pukes into a stick mold, then freezes the mold, then, hours later, uses the frozen stick of puke to fuck another person.
Man, Janet and I got so drunk last night, I ended up shoving a Frozen Puke Fuck-Stick in her ass. The worst part was, after it melted down, her dog came and licked up the pile of melted shit-puke.
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