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“My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.”
“Dude what the fuck”
Committing hateful or shockingly evil acts upon a person's loved one.
You were so despondent we thought someone fucked your iguana.
On August 10th, is the day where you can fuck your friend without permission!
Joe: “Hey John! It’s August 10th!”
John: “What is that?”
Joe: “National Fuck Your Friend Day!”
John: “Oh no.”
the act of having sexual intercourse while fucking a hole in the wall, whose name is Susan. the person most likely to this this is probably a Michael.
"i'm gonna fuck your fuck."
"okay Michael, calm down."
"but i love Susan more than my wife."
Let it go or I'm going to make you explain to another pair of parents why THEIR KID had to pay the price for you forgetting what you are.
Hym "Fuck your kids, bitch. Right in the face. Your kids are shit. You are shit. I was going to post a link to the fbi missing kids list but it won't let me copy paste. So, go google it and see for yourself what happens when..."
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Hym "Seriously. Fuck... Your... Kids. And not actively... OR actively, actually. That's actually the silver lining to the whole Israel vs Palestine. The dead kids. And I'm not going to have a gay son, Sean. Because the women aren't fucking me. They are fucking that retard explicitly for having a fat cock and nothing else. So nothing that happens to them matters as far as I'm concerned. That's called 'equity' Jordan. In economics, 'equity' means having a stake in a company. In broader terms, 'equity' means having a stake in society. But you likely already know this. So, why don't you want people to have a stake in society? Well, you won't be able to use it as a carrot to dangle over people's heads to get them to work harder for less. Or NOTHING."
What your dad did
What did you do last night, dad?
I fucked your mom