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Jack to the future

Accidentally masturbating to a picture of your grandmother

I don't want to be a porn star because I don't want my grand kids to jack to the future.

by Bitter Soup November 19, 2018


Future Wife Day

Future Wife Day is November 26th.

Yo I'm celebrating future wife day with the soon to be wifey on November 26th man..

by doesa_anyone_really_know August 2, 2023


oddball future

The phrase "Oddball Future" is an adjective used to describe something or someone prerposterous in nature.

The phrase is a play on words of the music group Odd Future and the term Oddball. The term is often used in a comedic setting to describe weird activities or people.

Friend: I like wiping my ass back to front
You: You're oddball future rn .

by MeLikePork777 September 27, 2021


Faraday Future

Your typical vaporware company that made it past the incubation and venture capitalist stage.

In fact they are so rare that you can't even find them in LA, California cause they're that rare.

This car company is very similar to what happened with Fisker Cars and Nikola Inc.

Faraday Future: is defined as the company that wanted to become Tesla after they were inspired by Rivian and Lucid.

What a colossal fuckup.

by AlphaEpsilon September 9, 2023


future keeper

Those that act to preserve resources to extend viability (particularly in the context of ecology).

The future keepers are a group of researchers belonging to a foundation that was established to work on alternative options for using non-renewable fuels.

by prik kee noo December 1, 2022


Future jellybean

Jellybean, still fatherless but now agrees that the skeleton memes are apart of her.

"Hey, future Jellybean seems mid"
"I know but the skeleton memes are part of her now."

by pngtubers are cringe af June 20, 2022


Future Jellybean

Still cringe and fatherless but also now accepts that the skeleton memes are apart of her.

Example of how it's used in a sentence: future Jellybean is kinda mid

by pngtubers are cringe af June 19, 2022