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When you have a good enough grade in your class and you are so bogged down by other work at the end of the semester that you email your professor and tell him you're not gonna take the exam and will take a "B" in his class
Student in email: "Dear Professor, my finals period is packed and its just not worth it for me to not sleep for the next three days to get a good grade on the test since I have a really good grade in the class already. Can I just take the Gentleman's B?
Teacher: Sure.
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The gentleman's club is a group of sexy ass motherfuckers who go to South Hills High school. Made up from a diverse selection of inviduals, people of race are represented from voluptuous filipinos, Enticing indians, masterful mexicanos, Crazy Chinese, Taiwanese trinkets, and a naughty negro. They are ultimate with the ladies... and when combined the aura they give off brings all the ladies to the hood.
Typical conversation
Sexy female: you are sooo sweet and sexy... and i want you to bone the SHIT outta me
Gentleman's Club member::unzips pants::
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When a male masturbates (see jack off) while wearing only a tuxedo top and, optionally, other dinner party accessories (options include: handkerchief, top hat, cigar, etc.).
A play on words on the whiskey brand of the same name.
Roger felt fancy on Friday night, so he decided to give himself a Gentleman Jack.
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A euphemism for the term 'genital warts', which can be used (usually by a male) in place of the proper terminology in an attempt to soften the blow.
Sexual partner: "Have you been tested?"
You: "Yeah and I was totally clean, unless you count gentleman's warts, WHICH I DON'T."
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A gentleman's Duel is when two men sit on their knees, usually on a bed, and proceed to masturbate until they ejaculate. The first person to land a load on the other man wins.
The term's first noted and recorded usage was in the Seananner's video,"WEIRD GAMING CONVERSATION"
"Last night me and Kyle did A Gentleman's Duel."
"Oh, did you win?"
"I always win A Gentleman's Duel."
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"Gentleman's Relish" (n), syn "duck butter". A smelly, warm, wet film comprised of sweat deposits, dead skin, water, pubic hairs and similar miscellaneous detritus that collects between the male scrotum and thigh.
Jane could smell Dick's gentleman's relish a mile away.
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Generally used to describe some after getting completly obliterated (drunk), and doing some very questionable moves after.
Brian, and Bob at the bar
Bob: Wow i think that chick is totally got me in her sights.
Brian: Most definetly... but i think she is a little out of your weight class, try and keep it under 200 pounds.
After the bar is closed bob is outside making out with said women, while everyone in the bar is outside trying to find a way home.
Brian: bob you totally were showing everyone in the bar what a classy gentleman you really are.
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