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yard gnome

Passive or lazy person smoking a pipe but otherwise doing nothing.

Chris said he won't help sweep the shop because "he makes too much dust". He'd rather just smoke his pipe and stand around. What a yard gnome.

by UCSteve November 4, 2009

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house gnomes

Suburban Hell residents. They are typified by their desire to avoid any and all contact with everyone that does not live within 20 foot, or two house, radius of their home whenever possible. They also are consumed with continuing the mundane and boring lives while not confronting wrong doing in public.

The house gnomes keep there heads down and avoided any confrontation when I cut in front of a bunch of them in a line at the store in Suburban Hell.

by B.R. Eastman July 1, 2009

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sucks lawn gnomes

No one actually knows what it means. It is a quirky little phrase that most people don't really get to use. Its fun to say.
**WARNING: Do not actualy suck on lawn gnomes, they are a choking hazard**

"That sucks lawn Gnomes."
"Whats that mean?"
"I dunno. Its fun to say"

by Kayla April 17, 2005

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10th level gnome

A term to describe one who plays video games and role playing games so much, that they have lost all touch with reallity. They think that they are really the characters that are on the games, I.E, military game players actually think they are warriors, role playing game players think they are gnomes.

A term to use at a bar to repel women who are giving you unwanted attention.

Sweet Baby Jesus! He has a L.O.R tattoo! He must be a 10th level Gnome.

Fugly Girl: You are so hot, I want to go home with you.

Annoyed Guy: I am a 10th Level Gnome.

Fugly Girl: You should shoot yourself.

by leadthrower August 29, 2006

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Garden Gnome Fetish

Someone who likes to do the nasty with garden gnomes! OH YEAH!

Guy #1: Hey man, I heard on the news that the local Home Depot was broken into and all the police found was a bunch of garden gnomes with cum on them.
Guy #2: Gross, homie! That fucker must have had a Garden Gnome Fetish!
Both: Whoooooaaaaaaaa!

by Miss Informative January 13, 2012

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


trash gnome

The trash gnome is the selected person, out of a group that sits together for lunch, that throws everyone's trash away. Currently an in-joke between a few people... you know who you are.

The position of Trash Gnome should be considered as a trade-off; you have the Holy Privelege of eating lunch with us (although we hate you!) provided that you throw out all our trash.

Also known as Trash Fairy, Trash Elf, Trash Nazi.

Me: Shivam, YOU'RE the trash gnome! <a strong-handed push of the large trash can commonly found in our school>

Him: No, I don't want to be the trash gnome <push of trash can back to me> - now give me a dollar or you get ketchup all over yourself.

by aleclair March 13, 2006

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Youve been gnomed!

A video of a gnome dancing and saying gnome word, The gnome is also used to trolling streamers

Person in chat: Yo check out this crazy snipe i hit on cod!!
Streamer: Sure!
Video: YOUVE BEEN GNOMED!

by Dickeater515 April 22, 2020

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