Small annoying children that ruin your plans
I wanted to watch sunday football but I had to go to a birthday party for a jizz goblin.
When you change all of your crypto currency holdings to US Dollar Tether and wait for a better price to buy back in so you can hopefully make more gains.
The market is super volatile right now so I have goblin hands to buy the dip.
Noun:(Shh-nawb-Gawb-lin) A person who skuggles down liquer, primarily schnobs; An alcoholic alias.
Holy smokes that man had 42 drinks, what a Schnob Goblin.
Someone who resides in their room 24/7 in utter darkness only coming out for food and water. Having hardly showered or washed their clothes i.e., a Discord Moderator
Jack: "Who lives in that room?"
Sam: "No one knows. Apparently he's a Room Goblin"
And underhanded Gobbo that fails to read fine print and sells his friends to hell for 5 gold.
Jerry is such a Betrayal Goblin. He ate everyone's breakfaasts.
The seat between riding shotgun and the driver. Mostly seen when a truckload of friends are packed inside a crew cab white RAM truck and the smallest guy has to sit someplace.
Damn it, why do I have to ride in the middle? Is it because I’m the smallest guy so I guess I’ll be riding goblin.