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Vagina, Snatch, on an elderly lady..
He was so drunk last nite, he got himself some Granny Greyhole..
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Young guy hitting on an old lady or vice versa
That dude was totally grannie snatching at closing time. Or That old lady was buying everybody drinks,she wanted to get grannie snatched for sure!
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This is what tramp stamps become when these hotties hit their 60s and 70s. A tattoo on the lower back of a grandmother (possibly a GILF now).
That old lady must have been hot in her day, I'm sure she has a granny stamp to prove it!
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a weak, unerected, possibly wrinkley and pruney boner.
Boy: alright im ready, go down on me chick
*girl goes down and starts doin her thing*
Girl: wait you have a granny boner
Boy: ah shit i was in the shower too long
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Complaining that the time period when you grew up is better than the current one. This usually occurs with the older population when they see kids playing video games and stuff, but can still happen to people of all ages.
"Hey, look at my new iPod touch! I got it for my 8th birthday!"
"When I was your age, I was forced to play with sticks and dirt in my spare time. Now it's just all of this video game junk."
"Looks like someone has a bad case of granny syndrome."
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When thrust and stamina are valued more than a ferocious tempo, one "jams it into granny" to really get her going
Uh oh she's falling to sleep, jam her into Granny Gear!
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The kind that get you out of having sex... (almost like a diaper, in other words dont wear em if you ever wanna have a sex life)
George was so turned off by Suzie's over sized granny panties, that he refused to have sexual intercourse with her.
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