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A guard against

The terms are being changed because the definitions of the terms are being broadened and it's destroying people's lives. That and because you don't like being told "If I'm not attracted to minors then I'm not a pedophile." "If I didn't rape anyone I'm not a rapist."

Hym "The only thing you are 'a guard against' is 'having a deep understanding of topics.' If the configuration of personality traits between Males and Females is consistent (Which it is) then WHEN A MALE has a configuration of personality traits that is MORE CONSISTENT with the average female than it is with the average male, it isn't unreasonable for them to identify with females more than they do with males. So, the nomenclature... That was associated with females has changed to reflect that phenomenon. There is no denial of objective reality happening there. Maybe some suspension of disbelief when it come to the more abstract trans iterations. And I would imagine that they aren't calling it a mental disorder anymore because it isn't considered pathological. And it's interesting you bring up the Pedophiles because..."

Candy "If have to control everyone's behavior cus they're gonna fuck my kids! If I don't do this they are going to convince everyone that is fine to fuck my kids!"

Hym "Well, no, I would say that your kids are legally incompetent and therefore cannot consent if someone tried to convince me of that but they are already fucking your kids. I just saw and article like a month ago about another catholic priest. Fucking kids. Again. This wasn't a guard against that."

by Hym Iam January 1, 2025


Golden Guard

The Emporer of the Boiling Ises's right hand man from the show 'The Owl House'

The Golden Guard is so annoying

You're the Golden Guard aren't you

by VixZard September 25, 2022


Guarded (GuardedFarted) (GuardedRetarded)

Guarded is very hot. Very sexy. Immesnely sexy. Dar sucks.

WHY IS Guarded (GuardedFarted) (GuardedRetarded) SO HOT.

by SomeRealFishJuice June 18, 2021


New Hampshire Army National Guard

Always Ready. Always There.

Citizen Soldiers typically drill once a month and receive full tuition waived at New Hampshire State Schools. We're Doctors, Nurses, teachers, students, firefighters, police officers, state troopers, college professors, coaches, plumbers, contractors, business owners, journalists, etc. We're people who have important jobs in our communities who have decided that we ALSO want to stay fully qualified in a SECOND career to serve our country. We have given up our time with our families and time off from our civilian careers for training and drills. We somehow manage to do two things very successfully. And we think that's pretty "cool".

Dude, that New Hampshire Army National Guard soldier is literally getting paid to go to college. They must be their parents favorite child.

by jollyranger December 22, 2016


Coast Guard

Like the Navy National Guard except they fuck up drug traffickers and they help the actual navy in times of war

Jack: hey did you hear that matthew joined the coast guard
Jill: yeah i heard he killed 87 mexican drug traffickers and smoked all their crack

by Darth N1h1lus July 10, 2020


Astral Guard

Similar to the Coast Guard, but in outer space. They deal with helping ships and also regulating embargo, immigration, et cetera.

The Astral Guard helped us! We were out of fuel and floating in the desolate vast space.

by SackbotNinja03 November 6, 2021


Fear of life guards

Lifeguphobia, the fear of teenagers who scream, whistle at you and ruin your fun during the funnest time of the year ( fear of lifeguards )

Sally had lifeguphobia fear of life guards , so we had to go to a public pool

by Gabriella colon January 23, 2023