Rural Dictionary

horse-puckey

something or someone that is worthless or of no value

what he said is horse-puckey

by nate vargas July 17, 2006

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When Q Lazzarus's 'Goodbye Horses' is playing within earshot, a drunk male will drop his pants and underwear, tuck his genitals between his legs, raise and lower his shirt, and dance around the room while whispering 'Would You Fuck Me'; recreating the famous 'Buffalo Bill' tucking scene from the Silence of the Lambs.

A: You remember when Kyle went 'Goodbye Horses' on us last night.
B: Yeah man. Surreal.

by IT-Dan August 28, 2013

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horse cock

A penis in the size, shape, and stature, such as that of a horse's

Brett has a horsecock; it's the biggest dick I've ever seen

by carl June 11, 2002

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Hobby Horse

(hä-bē-ˌhȯrs)
n.
I.

1. A toy horse, usually comprised of a figure of a horse's head attached to a stick.

2. A toy horse that, via various mechanics, stimulate the riding of a horse through rocking.

(Etymology I- Derived possibly from the "'Obby 'Oss", an English folk tradition wherein Morris Dancers dress as horses, which, in itself, is probably derived from the IRISH HOBBY, a breed of horse, now extinct, that the "'Obby 'Oss" was probably made to resemble)

II.

1. A favourite topic.

(Possibly from Lawrence Sterne's "Tristram Shandy", who uses it, quite frequently, in the third sense)

III.

1. A female of loose virtue and even looser undergarments, a woman who is 'easy to get', a lady who uses sex as a means of earning legal tender. See Prostitute, loose woman, and strumpet.

(Derived from def. I, 'a toy horse', she can be 'ridden' by all)

I.
"And Yung Matthais riden oot to Banbery Cross atop his Hobbi-Horse sted..."
John of Ingelwit, 1503

II.
"Almost every person hath some Hobby Horse or other wherein he prides himself"
Sir Matthew Hale-1676

III.
"Nay, if you come to that, Sir, have not the wisest of men in all ages, not excepting Solomon himself- have they not their Hobby Horses..."
Laurence Sterne-1760

by Mr Horance Toffinton, Esq. September 4, 2010

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