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What teenagers online call people in their twenties when they get called out for shitty takes and have nothing more original to say. Usually accompanied by hiding behind their age.
“I’ve been faking being their friend because their vibes are off.”
“That’s immature just tell them what’s wrong”
“Why are you arguing with me, Im only 16 and you’re an old hag”
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A female species whom is arguably attractive in appearance, and questionably clever/witty to converse with, on a semi-regular basis. This same female species also comes as a cost, of which is equal to the cost of a very small pinch of your "let's get lifted" supply. Thus, she will do whatever entertains you, for the small reward of a momentary escape inside a rabbit hole of a dark sack of cloudy existence.
"Yo, why you wasting yo time wit dat wack a** bag hag? MAN, she be doing it big if she could pull dat sh*t wit every dude she done met!"
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A combined hen and stag party
I had a wickedace time at Emma and Dustin's Hag Do...
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a woman who sprung forth from the clutches of a gay man to learn how to suck cock, put on make-up, walk in heels, talk filthy to put off any desireable straight man (cause any desireable straight man is probably gay any way). Whose hair and make-up get bigger and brighter as the years of alcohol wear in. Suffers from moments of hysteria and self-delusion...often. Loves kids but only if they can match and fit into her luggage. Enjoys bon bons (probably too much). Listens to George Michael, and can use the word MARY as a noun, verb, adjective, pronoun, insult, compliment, and prayer all at the same time...that ladies and gentlemen is a fag hag.
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When a female that your with seems to be a little on the whorish side AND happens to be unattractive.
Dude 1: Woah! .....are you two dating ?
Dude 2: Naa shes a swole hag
Dude 1: oh okay scared me for a second
Dude 2: lol
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a female who is abnormally friendly and loyal to a homosexual, usually copying everything the homosexual does, and in extreme cases, my even wordswitch teamsword
dude 1:dude, mallory only switched teams cause she's matt's fag hag
dude 2: yeah, but she's still really fucking hot!
dude 1: no shit!
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