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When a guy has very rough, calloused hands. Usually a result from years of wear on the hands.
Sophie: Hey Tina, I heard Joe felt you up last night, how was it?
Tina: Wasnt as good as I was expecting, major case of blacksmith hands!
Sophie: Nasty...
An individual, often a co-worker or your one perverted uncle, that sneaks up behind you and gives you a quick, friendly feel up and erogenous zone grope.
I was bent over handing an order out the drive thru and old Jimmy Hands groped my ball sack.
Uncle Carl
Shower Hands - Adj
Used to describe the fingers of person who has been in a shower for a while and cannot roll a cigarette or joint.
Guy 1: Aww, shit dude. I've been washing up for a job and now i can't roll a doobie for after. Fucking shower hands
Guy 2: Sucks bro
An upward movement of the hand repeatedly to signify agreement or excitement. Done by the students at Howard University
Person A: Hello my name is Kayla and I'm from Atlanta!
Person in Audience: Woooooooooo! *does Howard hand*
Intense and at times, violent masturbation.
"OMG I walking into the house and caught my sister hand slamming herself, my eyes will never be the same again."
The hand you just put in a lady's vag.
*High five*
Dude#1: "Poon hand!"
Dude#2: "Ah, shit."
A slang term for a soothing hand gesture taking place around a penis, in which the penis is stroked quickly until ejaculation.
Also known as a handjob.
Hey have you seen Jonus and Michelle anywhere?
Yeah, they're in the back room. I wouldn't go back there though, she's giving him a quick hand dolly before we leave.
Yeah, I'll stay away from that.