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When an elderly person applies generous amounts of bengay to the male genital area, while aggresivly throttling the shaft and fondling the testicals.
*optional*
To make it festive dress up as either an elf and Santa clause combo and paint the shaft like a candy cane and the testicals as jingle bells.
" Dude, my dick is still numb from your grandmas peppermint handy last night!"
where you receive a hand job while the one giving the hand job wears a puppet on their hand.
Hey Bill how did your date go last night? It was good that chic gave me a Mr. Rodger's handy!
A Satan's handy is when you smear ones hand with hand sanitising fluid or chilli paste or solvent and then masterbate furiously. It is burning like Satan is giving you a hand job.
I gave myself a Satan's handy last night.
When you smear hand sanitiser or chilli paste or solvent on your hand then masterbate furiously.
Gave myself a Satan's handy last night.
A handjob typically given using an emulsion of doner kebab grease and flem as a lubricant.
Jules just gave me a Doncaster handy behind the dentist.
The word you use when you see something big and advanced but it fits perfectly in your hand.
HANDI = HAND
Guy 1: Oh look at the setup for handi she has
Guy 2: Yeah, look at that (whatever fits in her hand)!
Act of using your hand on a 10.5”er with Kung Foo Grip
Joe Biden loves performing the Handy Chance on other men.