Hat In The Cat

When you're scrumpin' and you've been going at it so long that your condom slips off your weenis, and gets stuck in her vagina. That's a Hat in the Cat.

"We were at it for over an hour when I noticed things weren't right. So when I looked down, I saw that we'd accomplished a Hat in the Cat."

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diaper hat

Must-have apparel for anyone answering to "shitferbrains".

Hey shitferbrains, where's your diaper hat?

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Small Hats

The Oyveyinator 6000000 A.K.A The Kvetcher

Oh great, the Small Hats are crying about LOTR trolls being an antisemitic caricature again...

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elf hat

you say this when you can relate to something on a spiritual level ( basically a friend and i took the first letters off of felt (elf) that (hat)

rylee : i wanna die yo

kaylyn : ELF HATTT

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Clam hat

What the letter C is for as said by bunny from retarded animal babies

C is for Clam Hat ~bunny from retarded animal babies

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Party hat

A discontinued item in runescape, obtained by pulling a christmas cracker. there a 6 difernt colours : Purple>yellow>green>red>white>blue. they range in prive from 154m(purple) to 450m(blue) and rising.

Noob: zomg i wanna party hat gimma a party hat or il report u to jagux!!
Noob2: no wai nub dis iz my phat

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happy hat

A condom

Ed: I was gonna bone this bitch
Bob: Why not?
Ed: Had no happy hats
Bob: Shit one

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