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Heaven's trail

Path of hair from navel to crotch, sometimes past navel

also known as "stairway to heaven" and "Happy Trail"

What is that sexy line of hair you have leading down to your nether region? It's a Heaven's Trail

by Flamemax February 15, 2011

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hillbilly heaven

Phrase referring to the high gained off of meth.

You just came down from hillbilly heaven.

by Adam Zibarro April 3, 2008

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Heaven Moment

A moment of brief dumbness.
Also know as a blonde moment.

Person A: ...Take that!
Person B: Wait...what??
Person A: Wow, sum1's havin a Heaven Moment...

by Matthew Hawkins September 11, 2008

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Stairway to Heaven

There's a lady who's sure
All that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
When she gets there she knows
If the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
There's a sign on the wall
But she wants to be sure
'Cause you know, sometimes words have two meanings
In a tree by the brook
There's a songbird who sings
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven
Ooh, it makes me wonder
Ooh, it makes me wonder
There's a feeling I get
When I look to the west
And my spirit is crying for leaving
In my thoughts I have seen
Rings of smoke through the trees
And the voices of those who stand looking
Ooh, it makes me wonder
Ooh, it really makes me wonder
And it's whispered that soon

If we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason
And a new day will dawn
For those who stand long
And the forests will echo with laughter
Oh whoa-whoa-whoa, oh-oh
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run
And there's still time to change the road you're on
And it makes me wonder
Oh, whoa
Your head is humming and it won't go
In case you don't know
The piper's calling you to join him
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow?
And did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind?
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all, yeah
To be a rock and not to roll
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

by Death Menace February 20, 2023

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tollbooth to heaven

Church you have to put money in the collection basket to get into heaven

All the old people flock to the tollbooth to heaven to give money to pay someones yearly salary

by Njord Vilkin April 10, 2011

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Heaven on Earth

Here on Earth, where heaven can be really found because there is no planet B.

There are many paths to heaven on Earth.

by Natural Life March 7, 2021

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heavens to murgatroid

Popular catchphrase used by gay cartoon icon snagglepuss

Morrisey - "Because if it's not Love
Then it's the Bond, the Bond, the Bond, the Bond, the Bond, the Bond, the Bond
That will bring us together"

Snagglepuss - "Heavens to murgatroid, he's camper than me !"

by gaping munt March 6, 2004

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