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A Hockey Mask is a sex term that is used to describe cum that has dried on a girls face. Usually large amounts of cum are required.
When a guy cums on a girls face, it is liquid and wet. The the cum dries if it isn't wiped off, drying to the face causing a hard, dryness to form, and is white, looking like a mask.
Best used in a bukkake situation where lots of cum is involved. The girl would end up with so much cum on her face that it would cover it entirely. If it were to try, it would be similar to a mask.
"I came all over that sleeping girls face last night. It looked like she had a hockey mask on her face when she woke up"
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A sport better than volleyball Mr Standford
Sir feild hockey is better than Volleyball
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slang term used to describe an OC 80 pill. (Oxycontin 80 mg pill) Term is used because the 80mg pill is significantly larger than the rest in the Oxycodone family.
Hey dude, you know where any hockey pucks are??
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A commen cover-up for a injury caused by gymnastics. Often used by macho gay men who are too afraid to admit they are gymnasts.
Fabio suffered from a hockey injury...;) wink wink nudge nudge.
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an IAC powerhouse...won the IAC championship the last two years. Win over landon (gong show) 10-0 last year in the state semis. of course landon always has some bullshit excuse as to why bullis has kicked their ass the last 5 games between them. Bullis clinched the IAC this year only 6 games into the season with yet another win over Landon. All IAC kids wish they could go to Bullis.
Landon kid: hey did you see the bullis hockey team?
other landon kid: yeah they are so good. i wish i could be them
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An erotic sport involving the proper use of a woman’s boobs as the most fun toys ever, often resulting in several third degree boob hickies. An especially intense game of boob hockey will inevitably result in severe, morning-after boob pain.
“My boobs are SO sore!”
“Why are your boobs SO sore?”
“Because last night, Dante and I got into a really heated boob hockey tournament!”
“Kandi was nippin’ out for 8 days straight after the boob hockey championship last night!”
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1- A mother who takes their children to hockey games and is very competetive
2- A pit bull with makeup
Hockey moms are known to make bad Vice Presidents of anything. Particularly large country.
Sarah Palin thinks that she can fool us into thinking she's an average citizen with her "hockey mom" BS. What a TOOL!
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