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When you squeeze their ass unexpectedly and they let one squeak
She was making breakfast this morning so I came up to surprise her and accidentally started honking the farty horn
Whenever someone honks a horn from a vehicle, such as a bus horn or car horn, and plays it in a melody.
John: "Daniel, did you hear about what the bus driver did?"
Daniel: "No, what'd he do?"
John: "He did a honk parade of the song 'Jingle Bells' by James Lord Pierpoint!"
Racist term for a white or half white itallian.
Hey Joey, you’re a honk honk cabbage!
When your laughing so hard you choke and honk at the same time
Omg look at Katalina she honk-choking so hard right now!
The sexual act of sneezing and consequently sharting on the male genitalia during full-penetration anal intercourse. A Peruvian Honk-Toot does not have to be intentional, nor is it exclusive to same-sex intercourse. However, the act must occur during penetration, or else it does not fit the definition. In some cases, couples will purposefully tickle the receptive partner's nose with a feather or some other object to elicit a Peruvian Honk-Toot for sexual gratification.
Jessica gave me a Peruvian Honk-Toot during butt stuff yesterday— Gross! I dumped her shortly after.
You don't even wanna know what spider honking is
Guy 1: be careful, i think they spider honked your food
Guy 2: what's spider honking?
Guy 1: you don't even wanna know dude
Guy 2: *throws away his food*
When someone squeezes your butt
I butt honked my girl last night