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Peruvian Honk-Toot

The sexual act of sneezing and consequently sharting on the male genitalia during full-penetration anal intercourse. A Peruvian Honk-Toot does not have to be intentional, nor is it exclusive to same-sex intercourse. However, the act must occur during penetration, or else it does not fit the definition. In some cases, couples will purposefully tickle the receptive partner's nose with a feather or some other object to elicit a Peruvian Honk-Toot for sexual gratification.

Jessica gave me a Peruvian Honk-Toot during butt stuff yesterday— Gross! I dumped her shortly after.

by DankDefinitions568 January 12, 2024


Chomsky honk

Words

Xavier the renegade angel being called Chomsky honk

by PenisJiggler December 15, 2023


Moist Honk

After sex when a woman sits up and queefs loudly

“Yo dude when I smashed Tina yesterday she let out the loudest moist honk I’ve ever heard”

by Basedpenits June 9, 2023


the honk

A retarted phrase that the Fonz, from happy days, used in a public service annoucment. it is supposed to protect you from getting ass raped

if your an inmate dont use the honk it wont help

by Johnny Table November 29, 2006


Honk on the naughty

A phrase that describes using and/or sharing a vape often with friends

Hey mate can I have a honk on the naughty?

by Sydhowareya May 21, 2024


Spider Honk

You don't even wanna know what spider honking is

Guy 1: be careful, i think they spider honked your food
Guy 2: what's spider honking?
Guy 1: you don't even wanna know dude
Guy 2: *throws away his food*

by Grouperwooper January 1, 2021


bull honks

A clean version of bullshit

That is total bull honks!

by rostenl May 26, 2014