Quasi-hump

Noun or Verb: Inspired by Quasimodo. An obstacle or “hunchback” (if you will) that unexpectedly screws up your routine. Almost as if your day was going to be straight, i.e. your predetermined plan or a normal person’s spine, until some happiness offender throws metaphoric garbage in your path. Quasimodo had to get over looking like Streganonna, performing manual labor (probably without disability compensation), and living in the hot gypsy friend-zone. If no one threw him a quasi-hump he would have AT LEAST been an option on “Which Disney Prince Would You Marry”, and worst case scenario tied with the Beast. Aka the equivalent of a 400-pound creature with excessive body hair.

1. I was killing it on the dance floor until the DJ quasi-humped my night by turning on Nickelback.
2. Took a bite of a “chocolate chip” cookie.. Oatmeal raisin. Total quasi-hump.

Wet Humping

A kinkier version of dry humping which involves body-to-body grinding but while naked or wearing briefs and covered in copious amounts of lube (or oil, or shampoo, or shaving cream). The most ideal place for wet humping is on an inflatable air mattress, but alternatively you can throw a plastic tarp over your bed.

If you wanna get even more kinky, try doing it on a trampoline or gymnastics mat, it could heighten the experience even more. Wet humping shares similarities with nuru massages, only that there's no penetration involved.

Lilliana and Jacob were lusting hard for each other but they were tired of dry humping, especially for Jacob. Once their friend introduced them to the concept of wet humping, they tried it and had an unforgettably orgasmic experience.

Reverse Hump

While spooning, the little spoon thrusts backwards causing a reverse hump.

"Hey, you were humping me in your sleep"
"No, you were reverse humping me pretending I was humping you"

camel hump

1. guy version of a camel toe, when your cock can be seen from your shorts.
2. when someone comes up behind you and shoves their knee up your ass.

1. Dude! You're penis is sticking out of your pants!!! That's a sick camel hump!

2. You fucker! Stop camel humping me!

hump man

first you must do the batman noise nahnahnahnah then while dry humping the person without touching them works best with people with a big butt then after doing all this you yell hump man

it was funny when jordan got behind arp and then did hump man to her turned around and then he did it to shana!

Forest Hump

When you go around the country and fuck all day long and you just keep going and you keep going and going and going and then your like I'm tired of fucking tired of this shit and you go to your home town and marry some bitch you knew from your childhood

(Guy fucks for 5 years straight). I'm tired of fucking bitches. I'm going home. Hump Forest Hump

Night humps

Used to describe the pelvic thrusts by an individual who is asleep, may or may not lead to a "wet dream"

Dude, you had night humps last night

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