shitting ice cream

An expression that means that everything is amazing or that someone is perfect and nice with unicorns and rainbows on top. Or it could refer to the intake of too much ice cream, and shitting it out the next day.

e.g. #1 joe-" YO MY LIFE IS AWESOME"

bob-" shutup.. no one wants to hear about you shitting ice cream"

e.g.#2 frank-" Dude, I ate so much icecream last night that I was shitting ice cream this morning."

fiona-" Wtf? that`s nasty"

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Ice Cream Truck

When you pull up in a van (Preferably white) to your friend's mother(s) and deliver cold seminal fluid into her vagina.
Mainly for revenge but also as a "joke".

Yo Jimmy cuz you didnt pay me, I gave ur mother the ice cream truck!

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Cellmate Ice Cream

Cocoa, sugar, creamer. We put it in a little bag--trash bag, you know. Mix it all up {...then put the bag inside a 5-gallon bucket}. Surround it with ice. Pour salt--a layer of salt and ice, salt and ice, and ah, {hang bucket from top bunk's frame and...} shake it back and forth for about an hour and a half then you have ice cream. Homemade ice cream."

This is ice cream. It's really good.

Cellmate ice cream tastes as good as Granny's hand-cranked but's lots cheaper and simpler too.

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ice cream come

1. Female come.
2. Pleasant tasting ejaculate.
3. Attractive person.

1. Becky surprised me with a face full of ice cream come last night. Ya could have warned me that she's a gusher.
2. Billy shagged like a Greek god but I was hoping for some ice cream come. It was still worth the wait.
3. Woah that's a walking pool of ice cream come.

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biting ice cream

A fraud ass person. They ain't shit.

Julia enjoys biting ice cream so people think she is a bitch ass.

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squeezing the ice cream

1.Thesaurus: spanking the moneky, stoking the salami, playing tommy tank, natwesting, wanking

2.the art of masturbating

I am having another night in squeezing the ice cream

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Ice-Cream Social

Code for a drinking party. So the booze is replaced with "Ice-Cream". IE a way to talk about a drinking party infront of stupid people you don't want knowing about said drinking party.

Hey wanna have an Ice-Cream Social tonight? I can bring soda and we can make floats if you know what I mean ;) ;)

Hey can you get some Ice-Cream for tonights hangout? I wanna get chocolate wasted!

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