Cave Homies

When you and a friend or best friend are fucking girls that are sisters or related in any way. You aren’t tunnel buddies, but you’re fucking girls from the same Cave.

-Dude are you still fucking sally?
- Yeah man, aren’t you fucking her sister?
- Hell yeah brotha! We’re Cave Homies!

House Cave

A house made of rocks, a rock made into a home, a house in a cave or a cave made into a house

“Henry, look at that house cave”
“Ella, that’s not a house cave, it’s a house made out of rocks”
“Henry that’s exactly a house cave dude”

Gorilla in the Cave

A booger in the nose. When a person breathes, it looks like the arm of a gorilla trying to grab you.

Hey man, you got a gorilla in the cave. Here’s a tissue.

Cave dweller

A person who doesn't get out much or at all. Very commonly a gamer. Can also be a person who simply feels like he/she doesn't really add up with people.

Person: You need to get out more, you're such a cave dweller!

Cave dweller: Whatever... *proceeds to play Dota, lol and wow*

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Cave Troll

An ugly, but heavily stacked guy, who inhabits a crappy little room on his own.

Percey: Whose the guy who lives in fat 21 next to the ample kitchen?

Nathaniel: That's Will, he's an absolute cave troll.

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cave creatures

general name: "boy"
- rumoured to live in the water because nobody actually ever sees them.
- walk on hands
- have curious web like feet
- often lurke around corners ready to pounce
- dirty
- evil, skank, hoes
- boys eat beets.
- if contact occurs, wash, rinse, shampoo, condition, and repeat until necessary , or until sins are repented
May Cause:
- lies
- lack of spelling skillz
- dilusionalism
- cave creatures like to steal soulds with their bulging abnormal eyes. Be aware. Another reason not to look directly at "them"

Marie: Is it safe to look staight into the eyes of cave creatures?
Answer: FALSE. refer to basilisk safety procedures. Proceed with caution.

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cave dusting

when a male with cheeto fingers decides to finger bang a girl

man 1: "yeah so those cheetos were really good last night"
man 2: "yeah it was cray when i was cave dusting Lolita afterwards"

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