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A Man Who Lays With Other Women To Use Meth. To make use of a love pipe and only lay with his girlfriend as needed.
Bro it's time you stop being a Dope Puddle Cheater to your girlfriend / wife/ or ex.
One huge, impressive beast of a penis that is best used to slap a vagina into submission.
"That bitch was wet, but far too tight for me to slip it in her, so I just got my Meaty puddle slapper on the case"
Jerk off next to your sleeping girlfriend and blow your load in her bellybutton and let it dry up over night
My girlfriend was asleep when I got home last night, i tried to wake her up, she pushed me away so I gave her an egyptian mud puddle.
A Man Laying with, sleeping next too, or loving with or with out sex. Flirtatious, secretive, Rather A Bad Ex For A Sugar Momma. Who seeks revenge through every woman sent his way.
The male puddle slut does it worse than a woman seeking attention, affection & another man's penis or woman's vagina
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When you get her to squirt (puddle) and then proceed to snuggle closely together for a long time while enjoying a movie (cuddle).
After we fucked, we totally cuddle-puddle'd.
Ever been in a cuddle puddle, it's not what you think.
In our cuddle puddle I felt a wetness on my outer thigh that I knew was hers.
Damn! That cuddle puddle last night made me take shower twice.
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while having anal sex with your partner, you proceed to urinate inside his/her butthole. Followed by removal of the penis and lying on the ground (preferably a solid and easy to clean surface) your partner still containing the urine inside them proceeds to deficate on your face.
"oh my jenny, whats that awful stain on your new carpet?"
"Oh thats just last nights mississippi mud puddle, we got a little wasted"
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A meth user that consistently abuses the substance.
No one wants to hang out with a fiending puddle jumper.
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