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An extra large wheelchair used primarily at airports and hospitals in which fat people are pushed around.
We need a galaxy chair at gate C-19.
A piece of furniture in a dumpster you use to for banging a ratchet on.
Eric had a ratchet chair fun time last night.
Just a really really op chair.
Normal Person: HeS HaCkInG oR uSiNg AiM bOt Or SoMeThInG
Smart person: Nah, He just has a really good gaming chair.
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How bisexual people sit with a weird slouched knee-high crossed legged position. Its fucking weird but hell its comfortable.
Human one:
wow
Human two:
what
Human one:
your so gay man
Human two:
why thank you I love my bi chair
Human one:
How the hell do you do that
Human two:
Practice hun practice *sips the tea*
Def 1. A person who is so large that they could easily occupy two chairs due to the size of their butt.
Def 2. One who cannot comfortably (or struggles to) sit on a chair because of their size.
Note: Depending on the fatness of the person, this term can be adapted to 3 chair, 4 chair, or 5 chair. Anything after 5 chair the joke becomes stupid.
"Hey man, check out that Two Chair on your right."
"Wow, that's more like a 2.5 Chair."
"Yea, definitely your team."
When you fall and you fold up over your face.
Rob Dyrdek: Thats what you call the lawn chair when you fold over your facelike that.
Kid falling-
Texas slut: Man, that guy just did a lawn chair!
SoCal skank: That was gnarly!
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When you fart at the table during breakfast.
Can you please take that chair bacon someplace else, you're spoiling my texas omelette and yogurt parfait.
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