To have a bowel movement in a large body of water eg- swimming pool
“Let’s go home Damo, too many children in this swimming pool”
“Don’t worry mate, I’ll chum the waters, that’ll clear ‘em out” -Damo, Citizen of the Year
Any thing free or samples offered at grocery stores, bank etc...
A jew is incapable of passing up a tasting kiosk in a store or taking a pen everytime they enter a bank. Like blood is chum for sharks - free is chum to jews "Jew Chum"
A Fluffle-Chum is a person who is not feeling well but is still very fuckable.
"Libby, you are such a fluffle-Chum"
Person one: I'm not feeling to good
Person two: shh my lil fluffle-Chum let me put my shlong dong in your chum bucket.
Freshly caught catfish cut into 1-inch cubes, lightly breaded and deep fried until golden brown. A delightful side-dish usually served during an outdoor cookout or event.
Lee always made the best chum chunks at his 4th of July cookout.
Buddies who enjoy watching fishing or cooking shows together, rather than chasing girls.
I didn’t go out last night, cause I was just hanging with my chum bud catching up master chef
When a guy’s butthole is so loose from bottoming that when he poops, the sound is reminiscent of a chum bucket being emptied into the ocean to attract sharks.
Due to the sawed off shotgun like blast spread, I knew Chum Bucket Butthole Dan had been in there last.
Deck the sea with lumps of new chum Chum-a Chum-a chum chum ch-chum chum chum Tis the season to be chumdom Chum-a Chum-a Chum Chum ch-Chum Chum Chum Don we now our apparel Chum-a Chum Chum-a Chum Chum Chum Chum As we sing this stinky carol Chum-a Chum- Chum Ch-Chum Chum Chum. Link : youtube.com/watch?v=bQ6gcrBgM28
SpongeBob Plankton's old chum Carol of the chum