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To make an opportunistic lane change in traffic, often to the dismay of a driver who was not driving offensively enough to prevent it.
One of these fool's gettin japped because I'm in the wrong lane.
A clown ass boy or one you just don’t fuck with.
Rosie: Tyquez cheated on me
Mary: Girl forget him, that nigga a jap!
A dumbass, or someone that does dumb things
Did you really forget you wallet your a jap.
Jap is someone named drew who goes to camp Taqua who just got new uggs
Omg mom stab me with a toothpick I need to go to camp and be a jap.
A bad or difficult position ; something hard to get out but has to be completed.
Florida state has miami hurricanes in a jap 42-0 and it only the first half .
I was in a jap for 7 years serving time in a florida state prison.
JAP 2021 DEFINITION
a jap is a east coast girl, who is an absolute BITCH!! never be friends with one.
THEY ARENT ALWAYS JEWISH ITS SPREADING
they typically live in:
HUGE HOUSES (over 5,500 square feet)
WILL HAVE A SECOND HOUSE IN MAINE, BOCA, OR UPSTATE NY
located in:
connecticut (westport, greenwhich, wilton, redding, any small rich town)
boca, florida
new jersey (berkeley heights, livingston, tenafly, holmdel)
scarsdale, new york
long beach island, nj
long island
their clothes:
lulu lemon leggings
patagonia tops
af1s or golden goose shoes
uggs for winter
birkenstocks and moccasins for leisure
star or lightening bolts on their sweaters
barbour or patagonia jackets
wildflower phone case
(aviator nation and free city are for the wannabe's)
accessories:
return to tiffany necklace
pearl earrings
glasses
messy bun or straightened hair
brooks brothers bracelet
shit ton of makeup
sports:
dance
field hockey
squash
golf
tennis
summers spent:
at their rich girl camp (which they claim is their home away from home)
hooking up with guys at dances for camp
traveling to europe, boca, or marthas vineyard
qualities:
needy
whiny
high maintenance
attention seeking
everything must be their way
FAKE AF
stuck up
slutty
spoiled
bratty
loud
bitchy
flirty
so pretty/hot they're ugly
always says "omg"
they're actually pretty smart
Now that you've met all of the specifications, congradu-fucking-lations you are now a JAP
you see emily over there? what a jap!!!!!
(NOUN, ADVERB,PRONOUN,INFINITIVE)
Jewish-American Penis
Alternatively can be known as Jewish-African Penis or Jewish American Prince
The rabbi ravenously chewed into Jesse’s JAP as he performed his circumcision.