Jeff Lewis

Jeff Lewis, star of Bravo TV's "Flipping Out" is a pompous selfish nasty gay middle aged man. He almost always hires young attract gay eye candy for his pleasure, but is completely ok with firing them for any reason possible. He feels that he is ALWAYS right when it comes to his slave-like employees and clients who question him. His face, and most notably, his lips, are full of botox.. The only reason why his assistant, Jenni, has been working with him for over 10 years, is because she has succumbed to believe that Jeff Lewis is her master, and that she must obey. See: egotistical bastard.

Gay guy 1: OMG Felipe! I was watching Bravo today and saw Jeff Lewis firing one hot piece of ass. I think his name was Trace.

Gay guy 2: Felipe, my love, Jeff Lewis fired that guy for taking time out of work to create a design of a closet for himself. Jeff could've just warned him and let him stay. But no, to Jeff, every employee is as disposable as the condoms he uses to screw his other employees with.

Gay guy 1: Ooh snap! You went there.

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Jeff Martin

The Lead Singer and Primary Producer for the band, the Tea Party

You know, Jeff Martin has a vocal style similar to Jim Morrison.

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Dirty jeff

A badass marine who's dick casted shadows over North Dakota

I thought it was a solar eclipse tonight, but no it must be dirty jeff in Wyoming.

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Daddy Jeff

A beautiful man who has the biggest Lijang Tower ever.

I want to suck Daddy Jeff's long Lijang Tower.

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Jeff Foxworthy

The redneck comedian. Truly a funny guy who created the "You Might be A Redneck" thing.

If your dad walks you to school cause your in the same grade, you might be a redneck.

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Jeff Cole

a one upping super douche

God he is such a Jeff Cole.

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Jeff Sessions

When two or more people of the same gender engage in sexual activity with each other while consuming copious marijuana.

"Jeffing" or "down to Jeff" or "doing a Jeff" .

"Last night at The Greasy Butthole Club in Denver we had us some real deep Jeff Sessions."

" Whose down for a Jeff Session?"

"What bruh? You gay too? You 420? Word we need to be enjoying Jeff Sessions together !"

"It has been weeks since my last Jeff Sessions"

" I have been know to go HAM in Jeff Sessions."
"Its weed and gay sex with you all day- all you ever have on your mind is Jeff Sessions"

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