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Jackie Bao

The sickest girl you will ever love.
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I absolutely adore Jackie Bao, I love her with all my heart.

by RapeRapeRapeBanananannas January 25, 2009

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jackie cherry

1. A transexual pornstar from the 70's

2. Someone who has an extreme case of bipolar disorder

3. The term used to describe the genitals on a male kangaroo

4. A nipple sucking turtle

Wow, that girl looks alot like jackie cherry!

by kfld;sakflskf December 13, 2007

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Nurse jackie

A hospital show created by Showtime in attempt to simply capitalize on the post-ER crowd, with no regard to quality or entertainment value. The show is about a lesbian doctor who will probably develop into a know-everything, lesbian, doctor character as the show progresses in it's first and final season. There are several counter arguments to her intelligence, such as her not holding the syringe properly in the advertisements and also her being a woman. Not to be confused with Nurse Betty, which will end up being better than this. House should really start being good again so people don't have to watch this crap for their hospital-show fix.

I watched Nurse Jackie wanting to see some lesbian action, but I forgot that everything on Showtime sucks.

by yourenotgettingminombreseñor June 16, 2009

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jackie chan

Used to point out the uncanny fact that almost all Asian people look like Jackie Chan, even women.

Joey walks by an Asian person

Joey:"Was that Jackie Chan?"

by Oprah4Prez September 24, 2006

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Jackie Offy

A cute way of explaining masturbation or" jacking off" to children during that the talk that every parent dreads, the talk about sex and junk.

Alan's Dad: Alan, when a man lacks a sexual partner the man will do something called "jackie offy" to relieve himself of thinking about sex all day.

Alan: Dad! I know what Jacking off is, I'M 27 years old jeez. I do it all the time. And the scientific term is "self induced ejaculation".

by fake sex November 5, 2010

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Jackie Chan Adventures

Animated series featuring Jackie Chan in a series of fictional adventures, aided by his fictious neice Jade Chan and his uncle "Uncle", he fights the forces of evil and collects various artifacts over various seasons to prevent them falling into cruel hands.

The highly respected series took a downward spiral in Season Three when the plots were all re-hashed and Jade became an annoying bitch.

Jackie Chan Adventures season three featured Jackie trying to gather animals infected with the mystical energies of magic Talismans.

by David Griffin February 18, 2005

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Jackie’s sisters dog

An alibi for infidelity

I’m going to look after Jackie’s sisters dog tonight

by Trevorday June 4, 2019