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Jank Ass Mothafuckin Egotistical Scumbag.
JAMES is a cocksucking, testicle gargling piece of dried up shit who loves BBC daily.
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James is a very chill and hansome person. He loves women and has a 10 incher. James is someone you would look up to, with a lot of passion. James has a lot of chances to get girls, but only picks the ones he truly loves. A James' signature move is doggy style and loves dogs.
Hot Chick "why are you doing doggy style?"
Guy "I'm trying to be like James"
Hot Chick "Understandable"
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most jameses are chill but if hes a james with blue eyes and brown hair hes literally just the fucking best. hes a god. he makes all others look week and all women cum on the second they look at him. usually has a harem of a few woman and is soon to inherit the multiverse from his father god. massive fucking cock. omnipotent. omniscient. omnibenevolent. eternal.
some weak retard faglord cuck: yo do you know james?
Based devotee: all praise james
the weak weak retard faglord cuck opens his third eye
weak retard faglord cuck turns based: all praise james
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The best guy you'll ever meet. he probley loves pigeon. very nice guy and he will never cheat no matter what.
RaNdOm BiTcH: UGH I'm like so mad that _____ got James hes really weird but hes cute
OtHeR bItCh: UGH I know right
Me the one who got james: *appears behind them* I HEARD U WERE TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME
both of the bitch: *gets flown into the sun*
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sexy guy with massive cok, probably like 8 fucking feet tall for all you know, would shave his scraggly beard but the razor keeps shattering. massive abs used for sweeping women off their feet. basically the second coming of jesus christ but also very modest and reserved. voice so low it attracts whales.
overuses the term "fuel tank to a love machine" to justify his massive beer gut
Pedro: "Hey Allejandro check out that guy over there whos having sex with beyonce and a princess at the same time while wrestling a saltwater crocodile!"
Allejandro: "Yeah, im strait but those abs make me wanna get down on my knees and give this lad a hand shandy"
Pedro: "a hand shandy?"
Allegjandro: "y'know, a sausage shake, a dutch rub, a gearstick oiling?"
Pedro: "Oh yeah, i know how you feel. he's probably called James,"
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James is the boy that might be the finest boy any girl could date. Sometimes he can ugly but overall his personality takes it all making him the nicest boy you’ll ever meet
Out of all James that I know, they all date a girl named either Anna or Emma
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