Rural Dictionary

Jerry’s House

Hey, what are you doing here? You think you can just walk barge into my house like that? Really? Have some manners!

Well actually, my name isn’t Jerry, so this isn’t my house either… but that’s besides the point!

You better get out of here! I mean it! I have Jerry’s phone number, I can call him right now! Actually, I can’t do that, because then he’ll wonder why I’m at his house in the first place.

Whatever, I was about to leave anyways, stay as long as you want, I guess.

When Jerry finally arrived at Jerry’s House exhausted form a very long day, he was surprised to find two people arguing in his living room that he’d never seen before. Naturally, he called the cops, and they won’t to prison… including Jerry, the cops arrested him too.

by My name isn’t jerry July 4, 2021

Slapping Jerry

When a laying down man with an erection punches their boner penis like a punching bag. The head should wobble with the shaft back and forth.

After I went to the movie with a naughty girl I had a nice boner so I started slapping jerry.

by Soon blayer April 28, 2015

Unlucky Jerry

Jerry is the twin brother of earl and both of them does stupid stuff

That’s such a unlucky jerry situation

by Nairda September 28, 2019

Jerry Arcentales

A cool guy! He is chubby but he makes it work. He is part of the LGBTQ since he was 13 years old. Usually very extroverted and tries to make many friends.

Yo it’s Jerry Arcentales! Everybody loves Jerry Arcentales!

by Jerrytheperry420 February 2, 2022