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A Plane that attracts asexual people by the noises that the engines make.
"The noises of Jambo jets is almost orgasmic"
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The feeling of exhaustion that is a result extensive and tiring plane travel. Includes, but is not limited to, security checkpoints, ticket collection, mad rushes to arrive at airport gates earlier than necessary, trying to keep up conversation with seatmates, adjusting the body for a wide variety of pressure and altitude changes, and lugging 40 pounds of luggage through international airports. May not necessarily pertain to time zone changes that are associated with jet lag.
After flying from Miami to New York and back again in just a day, the successful businessman felt the effects of jet drag.
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Something that can melt steal beams. But can't melt dank memes
Yo dude jet fuel my memes, do it, ya won't, ya can't
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A dress that is so short that when a girl bends over in it you can see her cockpit (i.e., her vagina).
First guy: "Man, that girl's dress is really short."
Second guy: "Yeah, she is wearing a jet dress"
First guy: "What's a jet dress?"
Second guy: " A jet dress so short that when a girl bends over in it you can see her 'cockpit' (i.e., her vagina)."
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a really lame pizza place. the lamest of which is on north tarrant parkway in keller texas
guy 1:hey man, wanna get some jet's pizza?
guy 2:no way, i heart that the manager gives you a lumpkin for five bucks!
guy 1:thats lame
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I can run fast, why is their no praise towards me?
Because I'm an idiot, that's why.
Hm, this definition needs more insults.
Fuck Evil Tim, he grasps cock and inhales it.
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Some dirty mother fucker who is just a crazy bastard.
That Jet Wildarm is a crazy bastard.
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