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You go out to a restaurant with free refills, pay the bill, and you're standing up to leave. But, after you stand up you realize that you left half a glass of soda on the table, so you pick it up and jew one last sip of soda before you leave. True jews sit back down and finish the entire soda before leaving.
"I let my date walk out in front of me as I took a last jew sip of coke."
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something that is faster than a speeding bullet
guy1: whats faster than a speeding bullet?
guy2: i dont know, what?
guy1: a jew with a coupon!
guy2: hahahahhah!
guy1: hey look a jew with a coupon
guy2: *turns head* where?
guy1: oop too fast couldn't see it
guy2: hahahhahah!
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A group composed of a group of jews and their close companions.
Natasha, Gaby, Chang, Ziyad, Bryan, Daniel form the "Jew Crew".
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Ew... Jew
Person 1 "Ew, look there is a jew"
Person 2 "Ew, I'm a jew"
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A person who is overly cautious when using their cell phone data plan.
Kevin: Hey Robyn, can you check the weather on your phone?
Robyn: Yeah right, I ain't got data for all that. They only give me 10GB/month!
Kevin: Damn it Robyn, your such a data Jew!
Someone that looks like a Jew and maybe even has a Hebrew name but actually has a German bloodline.
Wow, he has curly hair but his name is Levi Bismarck...he must be a non-Jew.
lord of all the little jews, he is the jew god. all the jews love him and give him their penny's
he is lord jew
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