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A hilarious English Comedian known for his dry, dark, sarcastic and deadpan humour. He is one of the funniest people to ever live and he hosts "The Big Fat Quiz of the Year" as well as making numerous appearances on Comedy Central's "Just For Laughs".
Jimmy's girlfriend: "Jimmy, we've come to the crossroads in life where we have to decide whether to take the next step in our relationship, which would mean moving in together, or whether to break it off because frankly, I'm getting bored."
Jimmy Carr: "That's not crossroads, that's a T-junction"
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Jimmy Carr: "I had the sexual history conversation with my girlfriend yesterday, where I had to list every girl I'd ever been with. From the girl I lost my virginity to, up to her. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is where I should have stopped.
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Jimmy Carr: "It really annoys me when people say they hear voices in their heads, as opposed to where exactly. Hearing voices in your legs! That's proper mental!
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Cool movie that started a okay show that ended as it was getting better. A boy genius who invents stuff that does not always work and gets him and the world into deep shit (e.g. aliens kidnap parents, meteorite, evil pants, evil sales/nano robots) and usually ends up saving the day only to do it all over again. Has two funny but weird friends Carl and Sheen, has a funny yet retarded father, Hugh. Rival is Cindy who secretly loves him but picks on him to hide it.
Despite what many people say, this show/movie was NOT rip off of Dexter's lab. The only thing similar is both shows focus on a boy genius. Parents are different, rivals are different and Jimmy has actual friends!
To those who keep complaining about breathing in space, IT'S A FREAKING CARTOON ABOUT A GENIUS KID WHO INVENTS STUFF! GET OVER YOURSELVES!
Jimmy Neutron : Gotta blast!
Carl: Llamas!
Sheen: Ultralord is a action figure, not a doll!
Cindy: Nice invention Neutron!
Jimmy's Dad: Bring on the pie!
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A term used to insult one's abilities or to call them a failure.
Q: "What did you get on that test?"
A: "Not too well...I got a 20%. I really Jimmy Carter-ed it"
"I knew Jimmy Carter...I worked with Jimmy Carter...and you sir may be the worst failure in modern history, but you are no Jimmy Carter"
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The act of rapidly left clicking a desktop icon in the beliefe it will make the program open faster.
Holy Shit! How did you open 34 instances of Internet Explorer at once. You really must have been 'Jimmy Clicking' the shit out of the icon!
A "Salty Jimmy" Is a type of dick that has a salty taste and smell
The figment of the Jesus of Suburbia's imagination, created by his father's Rage and his mother's love. The Patron Saint of the Denial, the Suicide Commando that your mother talked about, The King of Forty Thieves. He is the son of a bitch and Edgar Allen Poe. St. Jimmy encourages Jesus into doing drugs and basically telling everyone to fuck off. During this time Jesus finds the person to counter Jimmy, Whatshername. A Extraordinary Girl that helps Jesus realize what Jimmy is doing to him. In the end he blows his brains out in the bay after the song Letterbomb which is a break up letter from Whatshername
Guy 1: Dude I just want to kill all of these people they keep pissing me off!
Guy 2: Chill out, don't turn into St. Jimmy.