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National eat a pineapple day. Don’t get spiked.
Guy: Why are you eating so many pineapples?
Girl: because it’s July 3rd!!!
Guy: What’s on July 3rd
Girl: National eat a pineapple day!
The Day of the Weed Olympics
-compete in weed games to see who wins
Sean- damn I’m so excited for July 18th
Sally- what’s on July 18th?
Sean- The Weed Olympics! You compete in weed games.
Louis Tomlinson independence day
person1: hey, are you gonna come over to celebrate 11h of july?
person2: whats on 11h of july?
person1: Louis Tomlinson independence day!! It is the day that Louis left Syco and sent Simon to shit!!
July 17th is celebrate the gulag day!
“Shit! Tomorrow is july 17th, we have to decide which businessman we’re gonna kill...”
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A reference to crude sexual behavior with women:
Find them, French them, Feel them, Finger them, F*ck them, Forget them - Fourth of July
Varsity Football 3, 4; J. V. Football 2; Freshman Football 1; Varsity Basketball 3, 4 (Captain); Frosh Basketball (Captain); J. V. Basketball (Captain); Varsity Spring Track 3; Little Hoya 3, 4*** Landon Rocks and Bowling Alley Assault — What a Night; Georgetown vs. Louisville — Who Won That Game Anyway?; Extinguisher; Summer of ‘82 — Total Spins (Rehobeth 10, 9...); Orioles vs. Red Sox — Who Won, Anyway?; Keg City Club (Treasurer) — 100 Kegs or Bust; redacted — I Survived the FFFFFFFourth of July; Renate Alumnius; Malibu Fan Club; Ow, Neatness 2, 3; Devil’s Triangle; Down Geezer, Easy, Spike, How ya’ doin’, Errr Ah; Rehobeth Police Fan Club (with Shorty); St. Michael’s...This is a Whack; redacted Fan Club; Judge — Have You Boofed Yet?; Beach Week Ralph Club — Biggest Contributor; redacted — Tainted Whack; redacted; Beach Week 3-107th Street; Those Prep Guys are the Biggest...; GONZAGA YOU’RE LUCKY.
--Brett Kavanaugh
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