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instinctively covering/protecting ones genitalia when seeing someone get racked in epic fashion
flinch: draw back, as with fear or pain with a reflexive posture or gesture of covering ones genitalia in response to witnessing a severe injury to that area.
Saw this skater crush his nuts on this rail, gave me a junk cringe.
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Used to describe a male with small genitalia; often associated with driving large 4x4 trucks in city areas to make up for lack manhood. Pussy or scared little man.
"That guy has small junk, driving that truck" or "You have small junk not being able to stand-up for yourself"
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That extra belly fat you have laying around.
Dude, look at that chick's love junk.
Packing some extra holiday love junk are we?
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The state of behavior where someone is either obviously lying (poorly), misinformed, has a few nuts loose, about ready to black-out, is acting off-the-wall, was just tazed, drugged-up or actually 'on the junk' (heroin).
Dude #1: "Hey, look at Kevin over there jumping around like he's a freaking kangaroo!" Dude #2: "Yeah...must be wacky on the junk!"
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When you are spooning with your significant other and he or she farts on your junk, heating it up like an oven. junk oven fart queef penis cock gas spooning heat
Man, my cougar totally gave me a junk oven last night. That's the last time I feed her lactarded ass a la mode special brownies.
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Friends that are so close, others believe they have regular sex. Especially used with married people having an affair.
John: I have two co-workers who are very tight, like junk tight.
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A guy who jangles his junk incessantly.
To the Junk Monkey in the basketball shorts: don't eyeball me while jangling your junk
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