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1. Ben: Did you see Harold tea-bag that old lady sleeping on the bench?
Travis: Now THATS a kanye..
2. John: hey kyle you covered me yesterday at work right?
Kyle: no, i was doing your girlfriend
Spectator: thats a real kanye right there..
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Kanye West is a dope dealing, crack smoking, cocaine sniffing, no talent, immature, cowardly, racist son of a bitch who doesn't even DESERVE to be on a stage or in a studio. He is also a spoiled rotten Mama's Boy who screams and cries and stamps his foot and throws a tantrum when he doesn't get his way. I bet his dead mother is happy that she doesn't have to put up with his lame ass shit anymore. His true colors have come out. FUCK YOU, KANYE! After your actions tonight at the MTV VMA's you have sealed your career in a lead lined coffin which I sincerely hope is on it's way to the bottom of the deepest, darkest hole at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean.
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Kanye West used to be a good rapper but after he started making mad bank, he just plain out sold out. Shame too, he was pretty good.
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Rapper, genius, voice of a generation, loves fish sticks but swears he is not a gay fish.
You like fish sticks?
Kanye West: Yea.
So you're a gay fish...
Kanye West: I don't get it! Why does everyone think I'm a gay fish??
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An unimportant delusional man, who believes American history to be a work of fiction he saw in a movie one time. He thinks he can solve the world's problems by shoving fish sticks up his lumpy ass, but replace "world's problems" with "sexual inadequacy". It is very likely that he likes to drink vinegar for fun, seeing how his personality is bitter and spicy and he has to find a way to make up for his quarter-inch penis. His music has the power to miraculously make dead people die a second time, causing the great pain. His rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody was so bad, Freddie Mercury rose up from the grave, smacked him, gave him a well-deserved case of AIDS, and went back to his hole in the ground.
Cam: Kanye West wrote the chapter of my US History Textbook where Harriet Tubman used the force to stop Pliny the Elder from committing mass genocide on the Mexicans on Holy Loly Mountain.
Jolie: Let's just hope he doesn't run for president...
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The lord and savior of the united states of america. In fact, so important,that that even THINKING bad about him will automatically lead to death. No other world leader can even TOUCH kanye west. The godess, Kim Kardashian is almighty in every way and theres nothing that can stand in the way of these two.
Bill: hey, did you hear about kanye west?
joe, thinking: yeah, what a----
The next day, joe was killed
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A great artist, one of the only that makes sense. Hated for his cocky attitude and his racist issues towards white people.
This is what we call an artist. He has incredible flow that your can't find from Lil Wayne or Eminem, his lyrics make sense. At the same time you can understand what he's saying by using enunciation.
Kanye's career went off track in his 2008 release of Heartbreak and 808's which is about the death of his mother and being left by his girlfriend. Some hated this album because it wasn't hard or ghetto enough for them, while most people didn't like Auto-Tune.
Kanye is a douchebag, he interrupted TAYLOR SWIFT! NOT COOL!
Person 1:Kanye West sucks.
Person 2: Why? Because he doesn't rap about shooting himself, shooting others and getting shot? Is he not hard enough for you?
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