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A motel treat! You ever stay somewhere that when you ask for the wifi password they give you a cigarette burn? You ever look upon the paint peeling ceiling has you hear the new hour renters banging the walls in and ask yourself - how did I end up here? That’s the time for a gourmet cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! It’s exactly what it sounds like. No more. No less. Is that mold on the bread? Who cares! They have cucumber and ketchup sandwiches!
“This motel is like the best motel that you can go to! It is literally the best place in the world. I even got a cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! I GOT A REAL CUCUMBERS AND KETCHUP SANDWICH! That's insane! And I used the bathroom! A REAL BATHROOM!“ -Poutine Man, Yelp, November 2020 Kenvin’s Motel St. Petersburg
Smacking your ass just as you cum to get all of it out.
I was banging this girl and performed a Denny's Ketchup.
a play-on-words, seeing the act of dipping a french fry into ketchup to dipping a dick into a pussy.
Betty: "He asked me for if i wanted ketchup & fries and i said fuck yeah"
An annoying person that has no sense of humor and that everyone can agree is the worst person and doesn’t even know it
Person 1: stop acting like a flaming ketchup right now
Person 2: what do you mean?
The moment when your fries arrive without ketchup, but you’re too introvert to request it from the waiter.
I wanted to ask for extra ketchup, but I got ketchup shy and just ate my fries plain.
A threesome with two women who are menstruating.
My kink is sex with women who are on their period. My fantasy is to someday do the double ketchup.
the queen of ketchup’s name is Christina. there is no other exception. Christina is the Ketchup Queen.
guy 1: yo man, do u know who the queen of ketchup is?
guy 2: u kidding me man?? it’s christina... duhh