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when your ketchup makes a fart sound and a fly comes over to it because it thinks it will stink because fart.
Bob: *squeezes ketchup bottle*
Ketchup B: *farts*
Fly: oh boy a fart stinky
Bob: Dammit fly ketchup
A Ketchup Male is a lone game dev who is fucking annoying but also likes ketchup. Doesn't eat burgers
Jason:no im not a yogurt male im a Ketchup Male
Daniel:fuck you fucking autist lone dev fucking kill yourself
This is a follow up of the Custard Treatment. I highly recommend you read the first.
If the perpetrator caused bleeding (internal or external), then cold ketchup is also poured into the pipe, simulating the feeling of bleeding.
Due to the severity of your crime, I sentence you to "The Ketchup Treatment"
Prisoner:*dies on the spot*
As the little one dips her fries and what she thinks is ketchup she tries it and realizes that it's spicy so she calls it spicy ketchup
Female masturbation while on her period.
"My man don't wanna touch me when I'm on the rag so I just end up stirring the ketchup."
A Cleveland steamer with ketchup.
Jon did the dirty ketchup like it’s the norm.
Ketchup shit is the stuff that comes out ya ass when ya be eating tha chipotle too much.
Mike: Eyo whats uppppppp Why did you take so long in the bathroom?
John: I ate chipotle and my shit was like ketchup it was like a ketchup shit man