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A hangs man nose. Referred to as a Kings Point Knot due to the depression the Merchant Marine Academy causes.
"Man I just bombed my test, my liberty is restricted, and I got a class 1. Might as well tie the kings point knot."
It starts as auto-erotic asphyxiation, then takes a turn once you add lime juice and salt to your member, proceeding by masturbating furiously.
Did you hear about Ryan? He's in the ER after a botched Tequila Jerk-Knot.
The impossible knot headphone cords seem to achieve while in a pocket. These knots form in a non-time sensitive manner. The difficulty of undoing them is proportional to how loud the background noise in a room or the importance of the phone call.
Hey, I'll call you back, it's really loud in here and I just pulled out a pocket knot that could've killed Houdini.
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Verb. A phrase similar to kick rocks.
Meaning either
1. Go away, get lost, no one wants you here, etc.
Or
2. You did something less than intelligent. Such as falling, or saying something extremely stupid/obvious.
1. "Go hop knots, you're so annoying."
2A. "How did she hurt her leg?" "She hopped knots."
2B. (You walk into a room in which everybody is laughing)"What's so funny?" "She totally just hopped knots."
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Vigilanty justice group taking back America one day at a time.
Balloon Knot Securtiy swept in a cured the ills of society. If not for Balloon Knot Secruity we would have lost the nation.
Balloon Knot Security, BKS.
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An advanced version of the rusty trombone in which in addition to the partner performing the rim job a second partner performs fellatio.
Did you hear Donny got a Dirty Knot Rocket from these two chicks af the Slayer concert?
An inconspicuous mark made on a common item to prove that it is yours.
Ripping the label edge of a bottle - “Dude; my brew”. “How so”? “Secret Ninja Knot”.”Oh ;my bad”. ”No worries”