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The day we remember the death of the goat 🐐 the legend and an inspiration to all young athletes in the world. RIP Mamba 💔😢:( :(
Today on 8/24 We will remember the day that Kobe died. Kobe Bryant Day
The act of paying an alleged sexual assault victim for their silence. Mostly known for its successful employment by Kobe Bryant. Though the allegations may be false and a form of extortion, its the smartest move to save a career.
Chad: Did you hear Antonio Brown lost an endorsement because of the sexual assault allegations against him?
Mark: He should have just employed the Kobe Bryant Protocol and taken the 2 million dollar hit. Now he is losing much more as a result.
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An idiot who raped somebody and could not survive a helicopter crash
Guy 1: Hey man did you hear Kobe Bryant died?
Guy 2: Thank god.
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We will have a giant party about Kobe Bryant Day and how he helped us all through tough times.
Also called a KHF
A person who is obsessed with Kobe Bryant and is mad because Kobe Bryant is not having sex with them. This leads to them being angry at everything that Kobe Bryant does even if it is spectacular. Their sole purpose is to tear down Kobe Bryant's image in their own mind in an attempt to try and decrease how much they want to swallow his seamen.
Laker John is such a Kobe Hater Faggot that he calls his shots nutbangers so he can think of Kobe Bryant's testicles banging him from behind.
There is not a bigger KHF than Cholo who spends all day every day criticizing Kobe on ESPN's Lakers' message board while fervently masturbating to Kobe's 81 point game.
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a kobe is based on accuracy and precision while yeet is distance and strength combine them together and you get yobe, the best way of throwing for instance if you hit a backwards half-court shot before you threw it you would say YOBE!
brett just hit a yobe its a kobe + yeet = yobe
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Kobe could have been one of the best basketball players in the world but he chose to smoke blacks and pop perks and ruin his life
Sid, "Kobe Gantz was a bucket"
Ant, "what happened to him?"
Sid, "he started smoking blacks and popping perks and stopped being good at basketball"
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