lazy boy

Sucking your man's dick while he while he's relaxing or sleeping.

I wanted a bonin' so I gave him a lazy boy to get it goin'.

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Lazy Susan

A household gadget, usually stored in a cupboard,which consists of a base and a circular table that spins, upon which ingredients and medicine are usually stored. Named after a probably fictional harlot back in the olden days of piracy, where sailors, pressed for time, would lay a prostitute down on the said contraption, and, to facilitate each man taking his turn, they'd rotate her to the next client, cutting time of the then-standard practice of assigning different rooms to different customers.

Hun', could you pass me one of those Tylenols? They're on the lazy susan.

She was turning tricks quickly as if she were on a lazy susan.

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lazy snail

Dipping your balls in a persons mouth and getting them covered with saliva, then dragging them up over the persons nose and resting them on their forehead leaving a saliva trail along the way.

I gave her the greatest lazy snail last night.

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lazy lob on

A semi erect penis

I'm sorry I can't stand at the moment I'm sporting a lazy lob on

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Lazy Eye

an eye that drifts hilariously.
like what Taylor Swift has.

"Man, with that lazy eye, i cant tell if Taylor's looking at me or that beercan"

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lazy nigger

Burping up smoke sometime after the smoking was done. The person was to lazy to exhale so they kept it in. and let it out later.

bob: *BUUURRRRP*
joe: Look at all that smoke, you lazy nigger

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Lazy dick

When a female is in a position when her legs are spread out and her hands are supporting her body (such as she is giving birth) and the Male will sit on her with his penis inserted in her vagina and the female must move up and down very fast (humping) thus making him a lazy dick

Dude my girlfriend let me preform a lazy dick!!

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