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During a 69 position, the man on top takes a dump on the partner's face and then places a five dollar bill on top of the steaming pile. (Also known as a dirty tip)
After we left Taco Bell, Shelly and I decided to 69 in her grandparents RV. After the A/C went out, I felt the need for a hot stinkin' lincoln.
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When you cut off your pubes, keep them in your hand while fucking. Then you pull out, jizz in the hand with the hair and rub it all over her face to make it look like she has a big burly beard!
Oh fuck so you came in a hand full of pubes and rubbed it all over her face. Yup she looks like Abe Lincoln
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When bearded women (preferably wearing top-hats) engage in the act of scissoring. This can involve a quantity of 2 - 12 bearded women.
"That is the hairiest lincoln logs session I've ever seen!"
"I hear the circus is coming to town. I hope they have a decent Lincoln Logs act."
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A very unlikable fellow. A jerk. Not meaning a homosexual.
Wow, Joe is such a Gaybraham Lincoln.
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you are getting a girl in the ass and you donkey punch her then knock her out...cum on her face and shave off her pubes and stick them in the cum
that was a great abe lincoln i just gave that hoe
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Sinlimar to aberham lincoln, Babraham lincoln is slightly more violent. First, the top begins fucking the bottom. While fucking the bottom, the top donkey punches the bottom until unconsious. The top then jacks off onto the unconsious bottom's face. Finally, the top shaves the bottom's pubes and places them on the cum he has just jizzed on the bottom's face.
Top:Baby, I want to give you a big sloppy Babraham Lincoln!
Bottom:hehe...that sounds fun. what is it?
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When someone attemps to shove old poop in someone elses butt
Oh he totally just got the Lincoln Log!
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