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Lion Tamer

An uncommon yet effective wrestling move in which the tamer makes a "thumbs-up" with one hand and forcefully rams his opposable digit into the anus of the the tamee. This maneuver often causes a painful sphincteral contraction resulting in stunning the opponent and allowing a split second to either escape submission or get the adversary in an inescapable hold.

One must be wary of their opponent when considering a lion tamer. If the target is particularly loose in the anal cavity, the maneuver may prove ineffective. In this event, all present may hear a "popping" noise upon removal of the tamer's thumb due to the suction of the tamee's rectum. This is typically an indication the tamer's last resort has proved anticlimactic and he/she will most likely lose the match.

We were certain Keith had won the match until Kevin unexpectedly performed the lion tamer.

by B to the Tizzle September 10, 2007

14๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


Red Lion

The Red Lion is a street name for the most respected, and looked up to person in a town, community, or group. He is often referred to as the top dog, king of the jungle, top of the food chain, the big boss. The Red Lion has an impeccable reputation for being intelligent, charming, good looking, creative, powerful, and well respected. He is generally a leader of whichever group or community he is a part of. The title of Red Lion insinuates a certain level of respect and authority. People always look up to him, and usually wish to be in his presence. He is well liked by everyone he meets, and although fills an authoritative role, is a very kind and gentle human being, unless provoked.

The name Red Lion originates from a combination of the traits of a lion (King of the jungle) and the fact that the original Red Lion has a red beard and majestic long curly hair, resembling a lions mane.

Person One: Who is that guy?

Person Two: You don't know? That's the Red Lion, that guy is amazing. I want to be him one day.

by Wonderwolf844 September 2, 2016

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


RELEASE THE LIONS

Commonly used when a stupid nubcaek needs to be dealt with.

<Winnar> RELEASE THE LIONS!
<Winnar> >:3
<nubcaek> NOES!!!11

by Ultima/David April 13, 2007

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Anthony Lion

Anthony Lion is a fictional character that has on several occasions featured live on BBC Radio Shropshire. His character originates from a soft toy lion in a crane machine that had a slight resemblance to someone from Big Brother UK at the time, called Anthony.

Anthony Lion features amongst other quirky fictional characters such as:

Wolfmasta Varns, Chimpmasta Varns, Addy G, Ross Wiggum, Slamdunk, Ell Da Peach, Funkmasta J, Judy Mincefield and The Shoe Leprechaun.

"BBC Radio Shropshire Thank you for that request for the monster mash.. from anthony lion in Ditherington - we'll see if we can squeeze it in later"

"Oh shit... i just lost a fucking anthony lion.. IT WAS THIS CLOSE!!"

by The Big Dawg July 24, 2006

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


lion man

A male with a great mane of hair, a strong sexual prowess and is King of all.

A Lion Man should have a pride of women - not just 1 female as he is far too demanding by nature.

He is such a Lion Man

by De'Ville February 8, 2018

3๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sex lion

An appearance that shows that you want sex.

Bob: Bro, have you seen what Jen looks like today?!
Joe: Yeah son! With those short shorts and sex hair, she definitely looks like a sex lion!

by xbrookezilla May 28, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


mountain lion

A male who dates or marries a women at least thirty years younger than they are.

Hugh, age 69, is such a mountain lion his girlfriend is now 19.

by qweef shady June 20, 2011

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