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When someone has no lips and is a slut and does whatever a guy wants involving anything sexual a.k.a. Deanna fucking Lowe
Hey lizard lips close your legs!
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The slippery tongue lounge lizard waited in the cocktail lounge for an old lady to sweet talk, and clean out. Sometimes that calls for being a portable douche.
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the nickname of JIM MORRISON of The Doors, a band from the 60's. Jim died in either the late 60's or early early 70's from a drug overdose
Jim morrison "The Lizard King" was a god among men
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You oil up your girlfriend or boyfriend then squirm around on a surface of your choice preferably a wetish surface or slippery one, then the king of the castle puts his grundle stick (penis) in her vagina (pussy) and lays on top of her while humping her by sliding up and down her back or front (that so happens to be oiled) then when he cums, he cums in her nose, she sneezes shooting the cum back at him in which case she smiles.
-Dude yesternight I fucked my girlfriend/boyfriend and we did the magic lizard!
-I want you to be my magic lizard!
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The stuff that sticks to your feet and in between your toes after removing your socks.
Jeff just took off his socks and got lizard cheese all over the floor.
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Another name for the name Elizabeth.
Hey whats up 'A Lizards Breath'.
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A disgusting woman who chain smokes, and does crack or meth. That sells her disease infested body to truckers at truck stops and other areas of congregation for truck drivers.
A high woman, or lot lizard at a truck stop offering services for cash.
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