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Made Some New Friends

A euphemism for being warned to stop what you're doing by the police. Used when retelling stories as an inside joke in mixed company.

Mom: How was your night?

Will: We hung around downtown for a while, messed around, went back to Hank's house.

Hade: Yeah, we made some new friends too.

by PlutoRoman June 13, 2010

11πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


the platelets made it down the stairs

A phrase to express one's reaction to extreme cuteness, such as seeing cute little platelets achieve something.

Person 1: Awww!!! Look at them!
Person 2: Sounds like the platelets made it down the stairs.

by harrym13 September 30, 2018

11πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Boomerang made from boogers

Boomerang made from boogers is a slang word for a boomerang made out of boogers

Give me my Boomerang made from boogers or shut up before I hit you with a boomerang made from boogers

by Lone the Crusader November 6, 2020


Pi Made Me Do It

When the world’s most popular mathematical constant lured me to coin or christen no fewer than 3.14 Γ— 10Β² words and phrases about her as part of a lifelong recreational math project to preach the mathematical gospel to an oft-math-anxious or semi-innumerate global community.

The β€œPi Made Me Do It” sounds like a marketing slogan in the math or math education business, but its global positive impact among math educators has so far been nothing short of a miracle.

by Fasters May 30, 2023

4πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


made my phone ring

Having an extreme intimate time together that seems to always make the phone ring.
Excellent sexual intercourse interrupted by the phone ringing.
variations: makes my phone ring, made her phone ring.

last night was awesome, you made my phone ring.

by dandml September 28, 2010

28πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Fastest man-made object

On the 17th of April, 1976, space craft Helios 2 set the record for the fastest man-made object at approximately 150,000mph; 241,350 km/h; 203.25 times the speed of sound at -3 degrees Celsius (see Mach); or about 1/4470th the speed of light.

Don't worry about the passengers' brains melting, the fastest man-made object was unmanned. The fastest *Manned* Vehicle was the Apollo 10 capsule on re-entry at ~24,790 mph (39,885 km/h) on the 26th of May 1969.

by Zach Drahbege February 13, 2008

15πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


bitch made player hater

The king of all player haters, steadily wating to pour salt on anyones game.

Man, I was fixing to get all up in your moms snatch, then it got squashed when that bitch made player hater you call dad came home early from work.

by A1C August 18, 2006

21πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž